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My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. |
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Never laugh at anyone’s dream, people who don’t dream don’t have much. |
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One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life, that word is love. |
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Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality. |
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Enjoy your life to the fullest and make the best of it. |
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Everything in a life is done one day at a time. |
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No way to happiness, happiness is the way, happiness is a journey, not a destination. |
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A life without love is no life at all. |
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If I had one single wish, I’d go back to the moment I kissed you goodbye, no matter how hard I tried, I can’t live without you in my life. |
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Yesterday is already a dream and tomorrow is only a vision, but today, well lived, makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. |
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. |
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic. |
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
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God didn’t promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but he did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears and light for the way. |
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Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones we hold dearest to our heart and we allow foolish things to tear our lives apart. |